Sass is Danger! Nickname: People at work call me grandma because, well, most of the time I will opt for comfort over fashion. Worst job ever: I worked at a Jimmy John's for three weeks once...I prefer to talk about my best job ever: lunch lady! At least it's the most fun to tell stories about. Personality trait you find most annoying in others: It's not so much a personality trait, but I HATE loud chewers. & watching people eat ice cream cones...yuck. Travel: I'm taking my first wordly vacation in October to Germany & Switzerland! Favorite drink: Beer. Almost any kind except all that light crap. Favorite TV shows of all time: Six Feet Under & Twin Peaks Favorite band in high school: probably Korn or Loudermilk Current favorite band/singer: Cat Power. I recently tattooed a Cat Power album cover on my leg... Reputation in high school: Weird. I had crazy colored hair & a homemade/thrifted & altered wardrobe. If you were a tagline: That's what she said. What motivates you to be a sassy lassy: Having fun! Who wouldn't love a job where you have all the answers & a microphone? Random fact: I am obsessed with mullets & rattails.